Before the boys broke down in Benton Harbor, Michigan they took a few more minutes of video of incredible event that have been happening on tour…
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as many of you know, the boys have always had trouble with vehicles of the four wheeled variety. Well, on their way to their show last night the front passenger tire fell off (they didn’t get a flat or lose the wheel, the entire bearing seized up and caused the tire to stop turning, ripping the entire tire off.)So now they’re holed up in a hotel in Benton Harbor, Michigan…anyone want to sponsor a zombie?
Friday, the mercury amigos headed deep into steel country as they set forth a massive auditory attack on Pittsburgh Pa and the kids of University of Pittsburgh. In their travels they rode a small bike, made some merchandise and were attacked by a strange transient at the performance.
With guitars and van in hand the boys of Mercury will be hitting the asphalt this Friday, February 29th to astonish audiences with feats of music and overtly melodramatic and melancholy monsters. Keep one shifty eye on this website and the other on the road to the east as Philadelphia’s only Zombie Activists head to your quaint hamlet. clique here to see where our beloved zombie dudes will be laying down the punk rock pain in a municipality near you, or clique on the date on the right to see where they’ll be appearing.
| February 29, 2008 | ||
| 7:00 pm |
We’re gonna be playing in Pittsburgh. We will infiltrate the drop point at 19:00 hours. We love the smell of pomade in the morning. 330 Melwood Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15213. $5-ish
| March 1, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm |
The Indianapolis show is gonna be in your face like a toddler on meth. It’s gonna be sicker than a hypochondriac after watching Cloverfield. It will be amazing, and you will be there. 1505 Delaware Street, Indianapolis, Indiana 46202. $5
| March 2, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm |
Grand Rapids denizens will be shocked back into the emo ages when Jason flies out from the backstage with a fiery bass guitar fueled by nothing more than the burning passion of his trills and the lighter fluid that buddy poured on his machine heads before the show. 115 S. Division Grand Rapids, MI 49503. 8:30 p.m.
| March 3, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm |
The last time these gentlemen welcomed the Mercury boys into their home, Buddy consumed four pounds of rice and beans, whereas, Joseph gained a gambling addiction but lost his pants when he went “all in”. This time, Joe will regain his pants with a vengence, all while delivering some machine gun drumming to the thorax of one Mr. Clint Cox. If you don’t want to miss it, be at 1007 First St., W. LAFFAYETTE, Indiana 47906 at eight-ish…or don’t complain when you don’t get to see Clint’s thorax explode. 
| March 4, 2008 | ||
| 6:30 pm |
Rumor has it Hyperdrive Go! has a vendetta against our beloved Mercury Radio Theater. Joseph will attend the show brandishing shivs made from drum sticks whilst Jason has a Bass made completely from brass knuckles. Do not miss this show.Catered snack hour to follow the bloody massacre. 
| March 5, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm |
The Vault, of Buffalo MN, is known for its penchant for Victorian era powdered wigs, little do they know that our favorite guitarist, Buddy, is a world renowned powdered wig thief. Work has been slow since he was fired from the set of “Amadeus”. So if you do not want to miss Buddy being carted away in shackles show up at 2 first ave, Buffalo, Minnesota 55313.