Archive for February, 2008

Spaz Tour!

With guitars and van in hand the boys of Mercury will be hitting the asphalt this Friday, February 29th to astonish audiences with feats of music and overtly melodramatic and melancholy monsters. Keep one shifty eye on this website and the other on the road to the east as Philadelphia’s only Zombie Activists head to your quaint hamlet. clique here to see where our beloved zombie dudes will be laying down the punk rock pain in a municipality near you, or clique on the date on the right to see where they’ll be appearing.

The Lilypad!

February 29, 2008
7:00 pm

We’re gonna be playing in Pittsburgh. We will infiltrate the drop point at 19:00 hours. We love the smell of pomade in the morning. 330 Melwood Ave., Pittsburgh, PA 15213. $5-ish

THE Underground

March 1, 2008
8:00 pm

The Indianapolis show is gonna be in your face like a toddler on meth. It’s gonna be sicker than a hypochondriac after watching Cloverfield. It will be amazing, and you will be there. 1505 Delaware Street, Indianapolis, Indiana 46202. $5

The DAAC

March 2, 2008
8:00 pm

Grand Rapids denizens will be shocked back into the emo ages when Jason flies out from the backstage with a fiery bass guitar fueled by nothing more than the burning passion of his trills and the lighter fluid that buddy poured on his machine heads before the show. 115 S. Division Grand Rapids, MI 49503. 8:30 p.m.

Purdue University House Party!

March 3, 2008
8:00 pm

The last time these gentlemen welcomed the Mercury boys into their home, Buddy consumed four pounds of rice and beans, whereas, Joseph gained a gambling addiction but lost his pants when he went “all in”.   This time, Joe will regain his pants with a vengence, all while delivering some machine gun drumming to the thorax of one Mr. Clint Cox. If you don’t want to miss it, be at 1007 First St., W. LAFFAYETTE, Indiana 47906 at eight-ish…or don’t complain when you don’t get to see Clint’s thorax explode. 

Mojoe’s Rockhouse.

March 4, 2008
6:30 pm

Rumor has it Hyperdrive Go! has a vendetta against our beloved Mercury Radio Theater. Joseph will attend the show brandishing shivs made from drum sticks whilst Jason has a Bass made completely from brass knuckles. Do not miss this show.Catered snack hour to follow the bloody massacre. 

The Vault!

March 5, 2008
8:00 pm

The Vault, of Buffalo MN, is known for its penchant for Victorian era powdered wigs, little do they know that our favorite guitarist, Buddy, is a world renowned powdered wig thief.  Work has been slow since he was fired from the set of “Amadeus”.  So if you do not want to miss Buddy being carted away in shackles show up at 2 first ave, Buffalo, Minnesota 55313.

Kansas City Mayhem!

March 7, 2008
8:00 pm

With a Rebel yell, the mercury boys will be hitting the stage with their good friends the pixel panda. One can only hope that the madness does not spill into the street, Where the populi will be force fed the rock that these bands dole out.  Followed by a spoonful of ipecac.  Punk rock for external use only.

 FREE ALL AGES SHOW! w/ Mercury Radio Theater & Runaway Sons
812 e linwood blvd, Kansas City, Missouri

The Crux

March 8, 2008
3:00 pm

Chopping their way through a horde of zombies the 3 mercury amigos will attack the stage of THE CRUX armed only with what provisions they will have left on this tour to defend themeselves, shoe horns and fruit leather. FBS the friendly fighting brigade from ohio will also be in attendance. Will they make it out alive?